Notes from an Anglo-American Man

Patrick Rothfuss and the legion of Baby Ducks. Some of you may be familiar with the author Patrick Rothfuss (see my posts about him previously to see what my feelings on the man are ) however I have some interesting and quite frankly damning information against him. This information shall be revealed in a second first I want to share with you just how I came upon this information. Earlier this month he finished his first charity campaign for Heifer international and his efforts were applauded by many. He raised over $100,000 for them with half of it being donate by himself (matching $ for $) however it was his one mistake in posting an image of the cheque that he sent to them. Upon the line reserved for what the cheque is for he wrote baby ducks. This is where the information came from, at first I thought nothing of it, but then I remembered something, ducks are the most loyal of all the animal kingdom and they stay bought once you have bribed/bought them. I did the simple math and was astounded to know that 5849.314 ducks (assuming the $20 per duck price) were provided by him 2924.657 by his own donation. I trembled with fear as I realised that he is amassing a duck army. We should all be aware of this fact and hope that he does not succeed in his global domination goals (for what else could he want such an army of ducks for?)

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Well done Pat, the world is a better place for having your actions in it.